Rad Rainbows!

An Army Of Two Armless Toy Dolls Awaits Your Orders

2012-02-02T21:32:00.001-08:00

Antique Gnar Collector

2011-11-21T20:16:00.001-08:00

2011-11-12T20:19:00.001-08:00

Man praying to the chaffed inner thigh of his lord.

Vibe Riders

2011-10-28T22:30:00.001-07:00

David Hasslehoff

2011-10-27T21:57:00.001-07:00

Makeover!

2011-10-26T19:12:00.001-07:00

Look into skin cloud!

The Bravest Fly

2011-10-26T18:42:00.001-07:00

When your eyes don't look like assholes you can't see shit.

Tortilla Chip Eating Cat

2011-10-25T18:40:00.001-07:00

Cowboy Surfer By Ian E.

2011-10-23T20:32:00.001-07:00

"we're all just humans looking for different waves" - Ian E.

Close Your Eyes

2011-10-16T21:12:00.001-07:00

Sometimes when hunting gnar you need to close your eyes really tight.

Nothing To Loose

2011-10-16T21:04:00.001-07:00

Sometimes when you have nothing to loose you gain some cat hair on your face.

Your Vagisty

2011-10-16T20:42:00.001-07:00

Been watching a lot of The Tudors lately.

Ecuador!

2011-07-17T09:21:00.001-07:00

Skin Strings

2011-05-02T19:47:00.000-07:00

If you had no eyes or mouth, I guess you could touch with your skin string.

Kate & Bunny

2011-05-02T19:42:00.000-07:00

What kind of self respecting adult dresses up like a fucking bunny?

Keegan's 30th Bithday Bash

2011-04-11T17:57:00.000-07:00

Good times were had by all.

From The Block

2011-03-31T07:58:00.000-07:00

Scared Skate

2011-03-30T21:21:00.000-07:00

Charlie in a weird sequence of events.

Roughneck

2011-03-30T20:57:00.000-07:00

Leonardo Da Vinci believed humans were just something for shit to pass through.

Spring Time In SF

2011-03-28T23:22:00.001-07:00

Small Mouthed Couch Shark

2011-03-28T23:04:00.000-07:00

Safeacidal Tendencies

2011-03-28T22:54:00.000-07:00

Sup holmes? Chu got any parking cones?

Leeroy Vs The Night

2011-03-27T07:58:00.000-07:00

Are We Not Men? We Are Devo!

2011-03-21T17:01:00.000-07:00

Peter, Garth, Nick, and I went to see Devo at the Warfield. I still feel fuzzy from it.

I Like You....

2011-03-18T13:35:00.000-07:00

Is what Leeroy says to the sun when it shines on his belly.

Poetry Corner With Charles West

2011-03-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

LEARN HOW TO BLEED

What have you done
After
You’ve fallen down?
Cry
Complain
Whine

There are no snivelers
Here

Pick yourself up
Being torn apart
Opens
Opportunity
To pick up
Your pieces.

Gather your will
Know your skills
Know no tricks.

It's self recovery
Learn slow
Learn hard

Learn how to bleed

Blond Nightmares

2011-03-10T20:15:00.000-08:00

It's been fucking hot up here so my hairs getting super fucking blond.

AN AGRESSIVE JOURNEY TO PAY THE RENT.

2011-03-10T19:59:00.000-08:00

Raw Gnar!

2011-03-09T12:21:00.000-08:00

The energy between my hands will manifest itself as a rainbow but only when I have a bushy mustache and my rawgnar suit on.

Sleep Creep

2011-03-09T12:00:00.000-08:00

I took these photos of Peter and Kyle Sleeping while away on a retreat from our manliness. I woke up before everyone else and took these creepy photos.

Poetry Corner With Charles West

2011-03-07T22:34:00.000-08:00

DON'T LET THE SUN SEE YOU CRY

It knows no tears
It understands nothing
There is no Death
There is no Imagination
Within this celestial ball
Of nuclear fusion
Of hydrogen nuclei
Into helium

Don't let the Sun
See you cry
Tears of acknowledgment
Of the realization
That we are all Matter
Simple Energy condensed
Into a consistant slow
Waver
We are all
One

Homeless Children Are Not Funny.......

2011-03-06T17:46:00.000-08:00

period. But throw a beard on one and they kind of make you giggle.

Old Child

2011-03-06T17:44:00.000-08:00

This child was in the same book but had the features of a full grown adult so I gave her a mustache and a new hairdo. Mustache is a funny word. When you cut it down the middle you get must ache. Perhaps people who grow them are aching for attention.

Go Fuck Yourself

2011-03-06T17:26:00.000-08:00

Demetri and Rama have an amazing child named Phoebe. Phoebe has a wide variety of books. In one of those books is a photo of this kid. I found this kid to be creepy so I gave him a punk rock makeover.

Elissa Steamer....Bird Feeder

2011-03-02T22:36:00.000-08:00

We brought Elissa to the beach to feed the gulls of Judah. She went in with low expectations and came out a believer.

Empty Mesh Chair

2011-03-02T22:24:00.000-08:00

Chri-symetery Face Reardon At Woodshop.....

2011-03-02T22:22:00.000-08:00

...taking photo of me taking photos.

Perfect Hair

2011-02-23T22:28:00.000-08:00

What would you do with it?

Creepy

2011-02-21T21:05:00.000-08:00

Eyes. If you can see this you probably have at least one.

Scared Skate

2011-02-20T12:24:00.000-08:00

Tight transitions +

No ACL +

Timid Mid/late 30's Man +

Self doubt =


Nothing pulled

King Leeroy

2011-02-19T20:59:00.000-08:00

Leeroy is the king of our hearts.

Dots!

2011-02-19T20:50:00.000-08:00

Hello There!

2011-02-19T17:21:00.000-08:00

Man With A Pink Baby Strapped To His Chest

2011-02-19T15:42:00.000-08:00

I caught this rainbow on film while looking at Eagles. I made it dark by adding classical music and slow-mo-ing it down. Don't let the sun see you cry.

NPR Man

2011-02-17T23:21:00.000-08:00

This is what I imagine most men on NPR to look like.

Solo Eagles Session 012811

2011-02-17T19:51:00.000-08:00

Here's some footage of a cold lonely day at eagles.

You can see me talking to someone out of frame in the beginning. It's a man who's name I won't mention but I've seen him there before. He's been body surfing there for awhile. He doesn't like video being shot of him which I fully understand. He told me Greg Noll once said that the waves go flat when the cameras are on. I told him this was for fun and not profit. After awhile he warmed up to me and started talking about the good old days (1970's) of when he lived in Hawaii. Riptides that would drag you out to sea and how they would kill you.

He then proceeded to ask me where else I bodysurfed. I told him that I only really bodysurfed here because you can caveman into waves. He asked me if I had ever body surfed the wedge. I tried to reinforce my status as a kook but he didn't get it.

More Feeder of Birds

2011-02-17T19:26:00.000-08:00

Here's some SFOB shots from Kate and I.

Feeder Of Birds

2011-02-17T18:57:00.000-08:00

Feeding birds is one of the simple pleasures in life. Buy a 99 cent loaf (or something fancier), go to an area where birds congregate, identify yourself as a feeder of birds by either annoucing it or displaying your loaf, and let the wings of hunger flap in your face!